Writer of Dragon Age and Final Fantasy fanfics :)
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)Well then.
Merlin Requests || Morgana in her black lace dress. (request by Kate)
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Whenever I see Lara’s ______, I just want to _______.
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“I want this fanfiction but I don’t want to write it”
An Autobiography
“I want this fanfiction so I tried to write it but it turned out like shit and omg where did all my talent go fuck just set fire to everything already”
An Autobiography
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One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
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